Conversations with husband 3

Recently, Chris and I were discussing getting a new mattress. Like usual, I’m bold, he’s Italics.

How about a waterbed?
No thank you.
You don’t want a waterbed??
My parents used to have a waterbed.
And I bet your dad had a porn mustache too…
(I start to giggle at this point) You’ve seen that picture of him in the Gulf War, right?
No, why? Did he have a porn mustache then?
Totally.
Of course he did…

It’s true. My dad had the king of all porn ‘staches.

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One Response

  1. He used to also wear those rocking porn plaid pants. Wait a second…what kind of porn am I watching?

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